14 things I wish I could tell my 14 year old self
Thursday, 30 July 2015
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1) Don't buy Dream Matte Mousse in the darkest shade, you leave the house with horrible lines every single day and you look like a twat.
2) That boy you think you're in love with? You're not. Get over it and enjoy being 14.
3) Don't jump off a bridge into a river wearing white linen trousers and a white top- then proceed to walk home like it.
4) On the above note- don't wear that outfit ever again.
5) Remember that you have a gravel driveway and automatic motion light outside when you're attempting to sneak out, you will get caught one day.
6) Don't try so hard to be one of the popular kids, they will use you for all of the awesome parties you have and because your mum is so chill.
7) Don't be upset that you still haven't kissed a boy and you're falling behind compared to all your friends, you'll be late on everything else too.. It doesn't matter.
8) Maybe learn how to swim a little better before doing stupid stuff in water because chances are you will nearly drown and be scared of open water even when you're 18.
9) Just deal with the fact that you won't have boobs til you're 18 okay, don't let the boys calling you Justine No Tits upset you because they most likely have even smaller dicks.
10) You're going to make so many mistakes, just embrace them, they will help shape you.
11) Don't push your true friends away, they're still here for you now
12) Being friends with 16/17 year old boys wasn't cool, they weren't even fun to be around.
13) You are a complete fool who will continue to embarass herself so just embrace it.
14) Last but not least DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH YOUR BROWS.